Ted Lasso’s Keeley Hazell discusses sex tape and arrest in memoir

In her is a Ted Lasso Star, Keeley Hazell Her career is Page 3 Girl – a nude glamorous model in the UK’s largest tabloid.

“It’s controversial but iconic, and it launches many models, some of which are usually the 16-year-old public eye, usually the name that makes them household names,” Hazell, 38, wrote in her newly released memoir. Everyone sees my tits: Stories and thoughts from unlikely feminists.

In addition to reflecting on the early days of her career, Hazell reflected on some of the major ups and downs in her personal life in her book published Tuesday, August 26 (like when an ex-boyfriend broke into her house with a knife and released her sex tape).

“What he did was more than humiliation, it was devastating,” she wrote in the introduction to the book. “He violated me in a way that could not be tempted, and I could not stop it. The video spreads online like a highly contagious disease. Pain and public humiliation are insurmountable. The world thinks I want it. I want it. The world thinks I posted it.”

Hazell quit nude modeling at the age of 21 after becoming a household name in her native country. The budding star “scattered half of the world” begins a new chapter.

“This is the first time I have taken control of my life and made desires, not things that are necessary,” she recalls. “But even so, it brings complications because the world is the world. As exciting as possible, you still have to learn to live in it.”

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Her dad

Hazell describes her father as the “simple and complex” person in the book. “Screwdrivers are great with screwdrivers, but not very good words.” She wrote, recalling his “temperament” when he grew up.

“As I got older, I learned that showing my fear or vulnerability to my father is like being willing to hand over all the weapons to the enemy. So I started to cover it up. ‘It won’t hurt,’ I would say when my father hit me with a gauge stick.”

“Even if I was beaten by my last breath, I became so determined to be the kind of person who remained unbeaten. Sometimes I would succeed; dad would continue to beat me until I had mercy.”

She admitted to calling Childline, a British consulting service for children under 19, “so many times” but never reported her father.

“I am determined to hold my father accountable and stand up for myself, but whenever someone speaks, I slam the phone and unplug it,” she wrote. I wanted to escape, but the idea of ​​being taken away and eventually being fostered and being fostered and taken to the house and with some weirdness or squirming or squirming – God forbids – I probably wouldn’t take risks. ”

Sex video

Hazell claims that one of her exes broke into her apartment after splitting (and threatened to “kill” her when she faced him). It is said that some “electrical products” were stolen at the time, but “the VHS-C tape with the lens is very compromised”, which made his oral sex seem safe.

A few months later, in January 2007, the video was released.

“The nearest store is around the corner and I ran into it at full speed and scanned the newspaper section on the bottom shelf, looking for Sunday exerciseshe wrote. “Suddenly, for a moment, my life was turned upside down. I was on the cover. …I couldn’t breathe. My lungs were tight. My hands were shaking. I felt like I was being shot repeatedly – just exploded. Bang. Bang. Bang. ”

Hazell said there were “four screenshots” in the video, including one “my legs are spread out and my f*** vagina is printed in black and white”. At the time, revenge porn was not considered a crime.

“I cried like I’ve never cried before. I can’t stop crying.” “It’s like everything I’ve ever bottled is pouring out of me. I’m totally a mess. I don’t care about me being on the busy streets. I don’t care who sees me.”

Facing her ex

Hazell once again faced with her ex, after the sex tape, went in-person on the club’s club line a month after the videotape was released – so she vomited on him and typed his car. Three weeks later, they spoke on the phone.

“I need to know why. Why he felt so had to publicly humiliate me,” she recalled. “I had to hear what I kept moving forward.”

The ex allegedly said he wanted to break up with Hazel after he found out he had been cheating on their “whole relationship”.

Try cracks and all the fire

Hazell is 13-year-old “curious”, which leads to some less great situations like being “smoked cocaine from cans”, which she did.

“I sucked it from the side of the coke can, and it felt like I ate a pack of paint and then turned upside down on the roller coaster and immediately decided that I hated cocaine, and I thought it turned out that it wasn’t actually cocaine, but it was cracked,” she wrote. “The difference was huge for the guy I offered to me.”

In the same year, Hazell “discovered the fire.” This caused her to catch fire in a “discarded” car.

She recalled: “It was so aversion. There was no flame, not even paper. My scientific experiment was a failure.

Remember a friend

One of Hazell’s deaths died in a very terrible death and was knocked down by a double-decker bus when he was young.

Christian’s body was taken away by the time I arrived, but his brain, partly, still splashed the entire road – small pieces of flesh and blood. “I want to vomit. I’ve seen guts and blood, but let me tell you that this doesn’t allow you to see what the trek tells me is Christian’s remains.”

Her first boyfriend

After “stalking” her first boyfriend while she was together, Hazel allegedly discovered that he actually had a pregnant girlfriend – taking this part of her life with Jerry Springer Show.

“It’s a stalking era in the past, when you have to put the work into it and do it yourself. I know something is done.” “I saw him coming out of his house with another girl, and I recognized him as his ‘ex-girlfriend’. I looked at her belly as he kissed her on the lips.

He obviously “beats” her in the face as they fight for it.

Arrested

In March 2002, Hazel was arrested. At the time, she had “absolutely zero thoughts” due to her level of poisoning, but eventually found out that she was arrested for the attack.

She wrote that the two officers noticed how drunk Hazell’s drunken man was already and “proposed to take over me and send me home.”

“It is not clear whether my distrust of the police prompted my behavior because I thought I was arrested, or I really needed to throw them away and I was trying to get them away – we don’t know, and never because I don’t remember the incident, and I’ve tried it many times,” Hazell wrote. She kicked a male officer “on the ball” and beat a female officer before vomiting.

Meet Jason Sudeikis

US Weekly Confirmed in May 2022, Hazell and Sudeikis split after a brief romance – but there is no detailed description in her life. In fact, she only refers to her ex as J when discussing how he changed her career.

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She recalled that the two discussed “the topic of female inequality between taking.”

“We talked about many of the challenges women face. We talked about the very privileged and how I benefited from it. We talked about the pitfalls of it,” Hazell wrote. “Somehow, five hours passed and we were still talking when the director yelled ‘cut’ for the last time – this time it was about the script I wrote. It was about a British girl who moved to Los Angeles after a very public scandal and tried to reinvent herself.”

Sudeikis read the script, called Hazell “Talented” and eventually reached out to the character Ted Lasso. While this wasn’t the part she was originally out, the actress ended up playing BEX, performing 7 episodes, the show from 2020 to 2023.