Nick Cannon, the father of 12 of six women, is opening a relationship advice podcast. Who is better? | Arwa Mahdawi

IF Your Google “What does Nick Cannon actually do?”, 17 majors, from rappers to businessmen, pops up. Several more performances than the artist has: Cannon is best identified as Father of 12 children by six women. “I really think I’m the king,” Cannon said he had been diagnosed with Narcissistic personality disordercontemplating during his June appearance on the podcast of the influential Bobbi Althoff. He explained that the king needed many children to come to the court. In the same podcast, King Cannon struggles to recall the names of all his 12 children. But that’s the purpose of the court nanny, is it?

Cannon obviously enjoys chatting with Althoff, as he recently announced that he is starting his own podcast. This will be called Nick Cannon @ Night, who will provide relationship advice. “When talking about his personal life, Nick never shys away, without hesitation to make the world curious about his views on dates, fathers and modern relationships. So who would be better to advise?” The press release states. Obviously, this is an angry bait designed to draw people screaming: “Who is better? People who know how condoms work will be better!” You know? It works. Now everyone roasts cannons online and promotes podcasts for free.

Usually, I think there are too many podcasts already. Of course, it seems that there is at least one of the most unbearable people in the world. However, I like the idea of providing celebrities with a platform to talk about things they fail. I would definitely listen to Lauren Sánchez, the owner of a $1.70,000 handbag, having a $50 million wedding with husband Jeff Bezos and putting budget advice on it. Or a collaboration between Gordon Ramsay and Naomi Campbell, who recommends anger management tips. Who wouldn’t listen to how Donald Trump’s podcast gracefully accepts criticism?