The governor of California has become an anti-Trump comedian. Again 2017 | Dave Schilling

If this Clickhole article It is believed (that shouldn’t be), the governor of California wants to find a job in the field of comedy.

The reality is a little unattractive: Gavin Newsom wants to be US president. His office exacerbates social media attacks on Donald Trump, his policies, and predictably, his bugs are tweeting. I’ve seen Gavin Newsom’s first-hand experience: From his tenure as mayor of San Francisco to the governor of my country Very embarrassing photos and Future residents of Mar-a-Lago. Finally, the world can finally see Gavin Newsom that I strongly tolerate – a person who tends to do the right thing in the most annoying way.

Newsom is the kind of politician who will seize this moment – legalizing same-sex marriage in 2004 and most importantly, at one point near the camera and operating microphone. We are now in a terrifying “moment” as Texas Geely (Texas) Geely (Texas) goes all out to the best of the Republican support. Newsom makes full use of Gerrymander, who pushes California, to respond Then handed over one of his social media accounts to carry out a comic offensive against the White House. In the process, he was doing what I hated the most: the weapon of nostalgia.

Nostalgia is a powerful thing, like level body odor or French cheese. We don’t all like to go back time and pretend like we still have all the hair we can tolerate over 30 minutes of Oasis concerts, and Twitter is important to the average person? Remember 2017? It was an interesting year. Women’s Parade, the initial release of the Nintendo Switch and Montenegro joining NATO (ugh, ultimately). It must be a year, isn’t it? Definitely one of them. At that time, there would be no more than a minute. Brothers Cressenstein Tell you that the prosecution is about to be imminent, Donald Trump is a lame duck, Urine tape Just a delivery of Amazon Prime. Robert Mueller is actually on the Elvis spinning Ed Sullivan show, his love for neurotic liberals, who do his best in the first Trump administration. Sometimes, I shoot music videos Despacito It’s just the atmosphere of 2017. You don’t even remember the existence of that song, but I promise you this time it’s very popular.

At that time, we all thought we could laugh at Trump for forgetting. Of course I Try it. I Absolutely failed. But it was a funny fantasy to think we could tease this person. Our first round with Don was the ironic boom-Daily Show, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, digital media like Crooked Media. Of course, all we have to do is tease his tan and he will walk away like a campus bully, weird birthmark. Despite all the often educated wisdom, Trump won with cruel insults, more mediocre observation and expressive intimidation tactics that enlivened his base. We’ve been in the Trump era for nearly a decade and none of the left can figure out how to cause lasting damage to Maga Mystique, who doesn’t involve Jeffrey Epstein’s archives. So when I witnessed the numb attack of Newsom @GovPressOffice Narrative, I can’t help but be bothered by a temptation that brings me back to a dull age of things like optimism-when “resistance” is a label that seems to have a practical meaning.

@GovPressOffice is a glorious return in 2017. Similarly, 2018 and 2019. and 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024. Kamala Harris even tried the same strategy, Dragging on social media As much as possible. In the hearts of the most stubborn political fans, platforms like X are the ultimate battlefield where you can win the victory of the soul with satire or memes JD Vance When I was a kid. At most, that meme May cause you to be deportedbut I still don’t believe it can wield the election. Despite this, they persisted. It seems that any Democrat with national recognition immediately entered the 2017 “resistance” mode, hoping to bring rights to a halt into some mythical non-compulsory political game mistakes. Please indulge me when I copy/paste @govpressoffice’s actual tweet. Decide yourself whether to think this will swing voters to the left:

Wow! ! ! My map (the best map ever) will soon pass the greatest legislature anywhere in the world (not just the United States). America can thank me (Gavin C. Newsom) and two very special people – the magic Mike who led the Legislature and Robert the Raincoat Home – Total Legend! ! ! These are “perfect, beautiful” maps. Better than Columbus, better than Google Maps, better than Apple Maps (sorry, Tim, no gold bars for me, but I still love you!). People are already screaming “Mom! Mom!” I said, “No, I am your dad!!!” The golden age began in the Golden State, and all this is because of me, the Governor of the People, the President of the Cartographer, and will now let the people vote! ! ! Thank you, America! ! ! – GCN

If I might be full r/peterexplains joke Here, the above revolves around the news magazine’s claims, mimicking the trend of Trump’s insane threats and self-reinforcement in his full hat. Meanwhile, the actual Trump rigorously introduces his own version of reality on his own social media platform, deploying troops in Washington, D.C. magically stopping crime, Democrats spinning their beards while planning rig elections, and the governor of California was named “Gavin NewsCum. “He has stupid nicknames, “Silly Gavin”, “Brabin Gavin” and “Gavin” on the table, but if he’s really funny, then he’s careless. 2024 social media strategy revolves around JD Vance making love on the sofa, but that doesn’t translate into actual votes.

That’s not to say Newsom is a worthless Twit, thanks to his beautiful hair (although) somehow succeeding. No, he is not worthless. this Re-dividing plans What he issued in California was the only reasonable response to the right upgrade. But what are you getting from imitation? What is the effect of imitation on Democrats? This is just another example of the other side, strengthening Trump’s idea of ​​his decision to participate in terms of the terms. exist”We go high when they go low“Surrender and “laugh I call myself a ‘cartoon’. “To retract authority and respect, Democrats must stop trying to be Trump and start trying to be something else. Some related stuff. Some related Trump is a great way to get interaction, a great way to get interaction, guarantee my clicks and attention. I’m no longer a brother, I’m very successful. #nesistance.